i arrive in NY tomorrow afternoon and i’m so excited to fuck lots of american boys
who wants to take me out to da club??
i’m going to NY in 10 days and I’m fucking freaking out
all this bullshit tipping rules that are like the fucking law and I don’t know where to go or what to see
the last guy I went on a date with (who got drunk and fell asleep on me in his bed and then stopped talking to me) is at the same bar I’m at bc we have mutual friends and I’m fighting back the urge to cuss him out after 4 drinks and 2 lines of coke
maybe he stopped talking to you because you’re a boring piece of shit more concerned with spreading internalised homophobia and violence online than being a good person
omg 2 lines of coke ur sewwwww crazi
a modern hero
THIS IS GREAT, THIS IS TOO FUCKING GREAT OH MY GOD
can somebody explain this to me???
Nash Grier is a disgusting racist/homophobe piece of shit
I’m not quite sure why this guy threw a banana at him but he fucking deserves it
just got in trouble with some PR bitch because I let the Armani Prive
WHICH WAS IN A FUCKING GARMENT BAG
touch the floor
I mean come on now